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| english jokes There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets. She yelled at him,Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume ******************************* Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. ***************************** Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" ******************************* Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ********************************** Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ******************************* Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: " Billionaire ******************************* Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. ******************** Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible." ********************* TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher. ******************************** Girl: Mom! Ravi gave me Rs.10 to climb the coconut tree. Mom : Idiot… he fooled you, he wanted to see your pantie. Girl: I am smart… I didn’t wear pantie . copied 
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