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محروم.كوم 05-21-2010 11:10 AM

Catholics Over Coffee
 
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest,
when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he
walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he
enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he
walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast,
24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My
God."


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