Best Blond Joke Ever
 

*A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me..*
*I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,
And I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks,
"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture *
*On the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and *
*Help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she *
*Has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, *
*Then looks at the box, *
*Then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, *
*We're not going to be able to assemble *
*These pieces into anything *
*Resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, *
*I want you to relax. *
*Let's have a nice cold drink, and then, *
*"he said with a deep sigh..........** **
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*"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."*