منتدى استراحات زايد - [LoL]Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ......do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a dietcoke.
Only inAmerica ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway andput our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages ofeight..

Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braillelettering.

EVERWONDER ...Wh ythe sun lightens our hair, but darkensourskin?

Why can't womenput on mascara with their mouthclosed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is' abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is itthat doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why islemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in awhile.
Spread theStupidity.