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~ English Jokes ~ Salam 3laykum jamee3an .. How are you doing all ?? I’ll start with English jokes .. I hope you like it .. (1) Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!" (2) Teacher: How can we get some clean water? Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it. (3) A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name? A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says. (4) A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman. (5) A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week. B: That's impossible. Whose baby? A: An elephant's |
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