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Installing Husband Program

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I! noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and SOCCER 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3! to fix these problems, but to no avail

What can I do

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Reply

Dear Madam

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system

Please enter command: i thought you loved me. htmland try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers3.5

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These ar! e unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new pplications quickly
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam
I.T. SUPPORT DESK
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