Do any hosts keep the vBulletin software updated for you?
 

Or is that wishful thinking?

I am currently running a phpBB2 site. My current host is horrible. Anytime there is a problem it's blamed on "hackers getting into bad php coding". It's a mess. I'm frustrated all the time with that host and we need to switch.

I'd like to change our forums to vBulletin... it seems to offer more of what we need. But I don't want to be stuff with another bad host.

My dream host would install the vBulletin software and move over our current database of members* photos* files* etc. And they would be so up-to-date on vBulletin that they know of all problems and update the software themselves. No downtime* no problems* no slowness* no hackers* safe database on a secure site.

Am I dreaming? Does such a host exist?

I also need to mention this a charity site so we can't afford a ton of money.