Share the Love Eiffel Tower Presale Event
 

Hello*

I'm selling the Eiffel Tower. I hope to have it available for buyers soon though I don't actually have it just yet. I understand this may be a problem for some people so I may be willing to supply some pictures of it at some point.

I know some people on here have bought match sticks from me in the past and since they're my favourite customers I'd like to offer them a special upgrade price of only $50bn but only until the end of this month at which point the price goes up to $120bn - I still can't guarantee you'll actually be able to use the Eiffel Tower at that point but get in while you can as this is a GREAT deal.

I also understand some of my customers purchased marbles from me and I have some great news for them too! I'm no longer going to be supplying new marbles after losing what I had left and instead will be giving everyone a link to some free marbles that are exactly the same as the ones I sold you. You must be overwhelmed with just how awesome this news is.

In summary* buy the Eiffel Tower from me and you might one day get to use it.

Thanks