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..[jokes].. BIRD DOG An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. However, he did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim." _________________________________________ Corporate America's Recreation References After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences: 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is Basketball 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level > > employees is Bowling 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is Football 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Baseball. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is Tennis. 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is Golf |
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lol ^^ thnxx alot sis cool topic |
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