kids ARE quick ~~~ adults ARE slow

ήoOήY · #1 09-23-2008, 09:37 PM

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn,how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald,what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well,I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie,give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: Alright... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now,Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No,sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher
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I JUST WANTEDTO MAKE YOU LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

WELL NOW WHO CAN JUDGE !!!!!

KIDS OR ADULTS

WHO'S SMARTER

ENJOY IT

AND I HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE

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ر!عـيـ !لقصايـد · 09-25-2008, 03:33 PM

مشكوووره اختي ع المضوع القيم

و يسلمو ع الطرح __DEFINE_LIKE_SHARE__

ήoOήY · 09-26-2008, 12:58 AM

thnx for passing __DEFINE_LIKE_SHARE__

زهور 2007 · 10-03-2008, 01:44 AM

thanxs sweety for this beautiful topic

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sєdυcтivє ғoosнєүa · 10-03-2008, 04:49 PM

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hi

hehehehehe clever kids
ofcourse kids >>> محد يتحداهم لوول

Thnx 4 the interesting topic
may god give u peace nd joy ^_^

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