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ήoOήY · 06-15-2008, 04:30 PM

HeLLo

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America

MARIA : Here it is

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America
CLASS : Maria

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank
FRANK : Because of the sign
TEACHER : What sign
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell >>> crocodile
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago

WINNIE : Me

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with >>> I
MILLIE : I is
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am
MILLIE : All right... I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet

TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you
copy his
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
HAROLD : A teacher

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