
>HARD-DISK Girls:
>She remembers everything* FOREVER.
>
>
>RAM Girls:
>She forgets about you* the moment you turn her off.
>
>
>WINDOWS Girls:
>Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right* but no one can live
>without her.
>
>
>SCREENSAVERGirls:
>She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
>
>
>INTERNET Girls:
>Difficult to access.
>
>
>SERVER Girls:
>Always busy when you need her.
>
>
>MULTIMEDIA Girls:
>She makes horrible things look beautiful.
>
>
CD-ROM Girls :
>She is always faster and faster.
>
>
>E-MAIL Girls:
>Every ten things she says* eight are nonsense.
>
>
>VIRUS Girls:
>Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her* she comes*
>installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
>uninstall her you will lose something* if you don't try to uninstall
>
